ALL YOU EVER DID WAS WRECK ME
ROMANIA
Roxana Andrei
Remember Ms. Chile’s look? Well, Miss Romania is her Evil Tacky Sister. Like what? Oriental meets BOOriental. This gown is definitely not for the faint- hearted.

BOTSWANA
Tsaone Macheng
Get a mushroom. Place it upside down. Then viola! Miss Botswana.

INDIA
Manasi Moghe
I honestly think she looks microwavable.

AZERBAIJAN
Tsaone Macheng
Tissue paper meets trash can. That’s all.

HAITI
Mondiana Pierre
This carpet- inspired gown makes me wonder if the cats got the best of it. Where is the freaking structure?

INDONESIA
Whulandary
Herman
Her pose is one of the most sacred techniques in Naruto. Cover-the-punani-bunchin technique. The gown is faboulous, but her pose and how she carried her gown made me diuretic.

PHILIPPINES
Ariella Arida
‘Nough said.


MISS UNIVERSE
GOWN
REVIEW
"I always look forward to the evening gown portion of any pageant.
It is as if I am watching the ultimate gladiator glamazon battle of fabrics,
crystals, and stitches where in the best gown shall not falter and make
any girl stumble into her untimely pageant death."
By: Nemo, Covure's Fashion Columnist, October 29, 2013


